i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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