I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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