Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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