If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
that is very illegal...i love you.
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