Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
Randomize
