Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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