Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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