Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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