we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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