love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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