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(715): View more from Wisconsin

and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing

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(251): View more from Alabama

The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!

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(203): View more from Connecticut

The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.

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(210): View more from Texas

i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.

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(904): View more from Florida

hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.

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(925): View more from California

After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome

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(613): View more from Ontario

On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?

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(615): View more from Tennessee

I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around

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(770): View more from Georgia

i out mim tonsoeep

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