yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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