I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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