my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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