Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
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