Please, let me fuck your mom
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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