Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
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