Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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