I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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