why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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