i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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