thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
