so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Randomize
