take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
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