i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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