OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
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