Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
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