wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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