We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
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