I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
We are all done wearing pants today
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Dear god my vagina.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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