Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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