She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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