He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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