I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Actions speak louder than pants.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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