Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(713): View more from Texas

wait, did i just see you litter out your window??

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umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix

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(443): View more from Maryland

In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'

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(404): View more from Georgia

I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.

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(330): View more from Ohio

not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?

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(925): View more from California

Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.

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(985): View more from Louisiana

Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.

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