So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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