he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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