So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
