didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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