if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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