Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
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