There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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