I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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