One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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