Are we in a gay sports bar?
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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