i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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