ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
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