hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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