I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
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