is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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