His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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