I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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