A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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