What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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