Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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