Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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