I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
His nipple licking is glorious
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